{"id":3863,"date":"2014-05-09T05:49:45","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T05:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/?p=3863"},"modified":"2014-05-10T18:20:16","modified_gmt":"2014-05-10T18:20:16","slug":"the-dog-ate-our-gossip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/the-dog-ate-our-gossip\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dog Ate Our Gossip"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><a style=\"font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.5em;\" href=\"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Stage-Rows-header.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2805\" alt=\"Stage Rows Bill Raden Feature Column\" src=\"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Stage-Rows-header.jpg\" width=\"495\" height=\"575\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Stage-Rows-header.jpg 495w, https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Stage-Rows-header-258x300.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" \/><\/a><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><b>The Dog Ate Our Gossip<\/b><\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who have been dedicated and loyal readers of this column, <i>Stage Rows<\/i> owes you an apology: We blew our deadline this week, and we are sorry. We wish we had a justifiable reason for being several days late. Sadly, county health officials did not close the theaters because of bubonic plague. Nor did Parliament order that \u201cpublic stage-plays shall cease and be forborne\u201d to \u201cpurge our stages from all obscene and scurrilous jests such as might either be guilty of corrupting the manners, or defaming the persons of any men of note in the City or Kingdom.\u201d Not that thought isn\u2019t without its appeal.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>No, our only defense is what we in the gossip business call an unusually dismal week for raking the muck. Despite desperate pleas to our usual suspect sources, it seems that neither idle talk nor malicious rumor could be had for love or money. Mostly, it turns out, because of love.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Such as when a tantalizing whisper reached our ears that a major company development was breaking at NoHo\u2019s ZJU Theater, and <i>Stage Rows<\/i> set out to get a confirmation only to find itself in the maddeningly ethical position of being love-bombed into silence by its artistic director <b>Zombie Joe.<\/b> Rather than scoring a leading scoop, we sheepishly agreed to Zombie\u2019s press embargo so that the startlingly good news didn\u2019t sour for the company due to a premature release.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3862\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3862\" style=\"width: 385px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Zombie.Joe_.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-3862\" alt=\"The look of love: Zombie Joe of ZJU (Photo: Bill Raden)\" src=\"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Zombie.Joe_-300x183.jpg\" width=\"385\" height=\"264\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3862\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The look of love: Zombie Joe of ZJU (Photo: Bill Raden)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Remember the Serpent\u2019s Tooth, Tobias<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Love struck again on Sunday afternoon, but this time at an Odyssey matinee, where we fell head over heels for the theatrical fireworks of director <b>Robin Larsen<\/b>\u2019s exceptional new revival of <i>A Delicate Balance<\/i>. We are unashamed to admit that our attraction to the show\u2019s opening weekend was less the opportunity of seeing Edward Albee\u2019s ferociously funny, 1966 excoriation of mid-century WASP complacency than it was our lifelong fan worship of the production\u2019s star <b>David Selby<\/b>, who first enchanted us when we were mere sprites with his brooding, mutton-chopped romanticism as the lycanthropic Quentin Collins on the \u201860s gothic soap <i>Dark Shadows<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And we are thrilled to report that in the role of Albee\u2019s suburban patrician Tobias\u00a0(opposite his former <i>Falcon Crest<\/i> costar <b>Susan Sullivan<\/b>), David has lost none of his breathtaking capacity for making goose flesh. His show-stealing rendition of Tobias\u2019s chillingly self-revelatory lines about a pet alley cat sets the evening\u2019s bloodcurdling emotional pitch and that is paid off in Act 3, when David brings down the house in Tobias\u2019s lacerating howl of terror over the paralyzing emptiness of his existence.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3861\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3861\" style=\"width: 384px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/A-Delicate-Balance_1NC.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-3861\" alt=\"The breathtaking David Selby with Susan Sullivan in &quot;A Delicate Balance&quot; (Photo: Enci Box)\" src=\"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/A-Delicate-Balance_1NC-300x200.jpg\" width=\"384\" height=\"279\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3861\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The breathtaking David Selby with Susan Sullivan in &#8220;A Delicate Balance&#8221; (Photo: Enci Box)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>A Delicate Balance<\/i> is not a one-man-show, of course, and <b>Susan Sullivan<\/b> (David\u2019s former <i>Falcon Crest<\/i> costar), <b>O-Lan Jones<\/b>, <b>Deborah Puette<\/b>, <b>Mark Costello<\/b> and <b>Lily Knight<\/b> all deliver superbly memorable performances. But they were not the reason we lingered in the Odyssey lobby after the show with our pen and program at the ready \u2026 and lingered \u2026 and lingered \u2026 until eventually somebody from the theater tactfully pointed out that the Odyssey also has a back door and that David \u2014 pro that he is \u2014 knows how to use it.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Which, come to think of it, may help explain why our favorite member of the accursed Collins family was more accurately the late, great <b>Jonathan Frid<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>The Wright Stuff<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To be honest, at least part of this week\u2019s gossip drought can be attributed to the mental fog in which we\u2019ve been toiling since picking up a stubborn cold on our return flight from New York that has made the simple act of stringing sentences together not unlike wading waist-deep through heavy molasses.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What we believed to be our uncanny ability to contract whatever seasonal virus is floating through a passenger jet turns out to be <a href=\"https:\/\/online.wsj.com\/news\/articles\/SB10001424052970204058404577108420985863872\">no isolated talent<\/a>. Or so confirmed our personal health consultant and daughter-of-a-former-flight-attendant <b>Jacqueline Wright<\/b> when we phoned her the other day while in the midst of our white-knuckle deadline panic.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3860\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3860\" style=\"width: 371px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/image.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-3860\" alt=\"The lovely Jacqueline Wright (Photo: courtesy of Jacqueline Wright)\" src=\"https:\/\/stageraw.com\/oldStageRaw\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/image-300x300.jpeg\" width=\"371\" height=\"356\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3860\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The lovely Jacqueline Wright (Photo: courtesy of Jacqueline Wright)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jacqueline also happens to be one of our town\u2019s busiest and most versatile acting talents as well as an accomplished playwright renowned for her mordantly witty and poetically incising stage explorations of romantic love in works such as 2011\u2019s <i>Have You Seen Alice?<\/i>, her 2008 collection <i>Spider Bites<\/i> and 2004\u2019s <i>Eat Me<\/i>. For the past six months, however, she has been testing the East Coast\u2019s work opportunities while on a six-month professional sabbatical, mostly in Lisa Peterson\u2019s staging of playwright <b>Marlane Mayer<\/b>\u2019s <i>The Patron Saint of Sea Monsters<\/i> that closed in December at Playwrights Horizons.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Despite thriving on the low winter temperatures and high artistic voltage of Manhattan\u2019s winter stage scene \u2014 and, she reports, the excitement of reading for both <b>Caryl Churchill<\/b>\u2019s <i>Love and Information<\/i> at Minetta Lane Theater and SoHo Rep\u2019s <i>An Octoroon <\/i>(playwright <em><b>Branden Jacobs<\/b><\/em><b>&#8211;<\/b><em><b>Jenkins<\/b><\/em><em>\u2019 hit <\/em>adaptation of 19th century slave melodrama by <b>Dion Boucicault)<\/b> \u2014 Jacqueline is now officially returned to L.A.\u2019s bosom and is already back in harness.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What eventually lured her home, she admits, wasn\u2019t simply missing her main romantic squeeze, the stage director and screenwriter <b>Adrian Cruz<\/b>, who has been hard at work since February with the launch of a new SyFy Channel series scheduled to premiere in November. Rather, it was the opportunity to do the new <b>Mickey Birnbaum<\/b> play <i>Backyard<\/i> with director <b>Larry Biederman<\/b> that is set to open at Echo Theater in Atwater on May 30.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jacqueline describes the play, that she says she\u2019s been with since its first reading in Kansas 8 years ago, as an outrageously fun and exhilarating look at the suburban backyard wrestling phenomenon.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI love his writing!\u201d she enthuses about Birnbaum. And what\u2019s not to like about any show with a dream cast that also includes <b>Hugo Armstrong<\/b>, <b>Richard Azurdia<\/b>, <b>Ian Bamberg<\/b>, <b>Adam Martin Rocha<\/b> and <b>Esmer Kazvinova<\/b>? And in wrestling tights! Jacqueline confirms that the entire ensemble will be in the ring performing all our favorite leapfrog body guillotines, neck-breakers, wheelbarrow face-busters and head-scissors take-downs on an actual wrestling canvas.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Making sure the bouts play out both safely and spectacularly is martial multi-talent Ahmed Best, who is an original <em>STOMP<\/em> cast member, was the voice of Jar Jar Binks and seems to hold a black belt in everything. \u201cHe is the best fight choreographer I have ever worked with,\u201d Jacqueline declares flatly. And we\u2019re not about to argue the point.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By BILL RADEN<\/p>\n<p>Not the best of weeks for titillating gossip, or even the other kind. &#8220;Stage Rows&#8221; was sworn to silence re news at Zombie Joe&#8217;s Underground (and swearing to silence is not something we like, or do well). 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